Bench Pressing My Gay Thoughts

Crush your workout and serve queer vibes at the same time. This “Benchpressing My Gay Thoughts” performance tee is built for gym bros, queer athletes, and anyone who knows strength looks even better with pride.

Made with ultra-light, sweat-wicking polyester, this tee keeps you cool and dry while you’re pushing plates or pushing boundaries. UV 40+ protection keeps you safe outdoors, while the athletic fit shows off all those gains. And because we know your colors matter, our high-quality dye process makes sure this design stays bold and unapologetic — just like you.

Why you’ll love it:

• 100% moisture-wicking polyester (goodbye sweat stains 👋)
• Extra-light fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for max comfort
• Athletic fit = flex those arms, chest, and shoulders
• Long-lasting, vibrant print that won’t fade
• Tear-away tag for zero distractions mid-set

Throw it on, lift heavy, and let everyone know: some thoughts are best pressed out on the bench.