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Straight? Nah, That’s Too Heavy.

Straight? Nah, That’s Too Heavy.

Regular price $29.95 USD
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Say it loud, wear it proud. This tee isn’t just clothing — it’s a statement. With the bold slogan on the back, you’ll turn heads and spark smiles while staying comfy all day long. Whether you’re at the gym, chilling with friends, or showing up at Pride, this shirt is here to remind the world that being true to yourself is always lighter.

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this unisex garment-dyed t-shirt feels as good as it looks. The relaxed fit makes it versatile for any vibe — pair it with jeans for a casual look, or throw it on after a sweaty workout. And with 3 stunning colors, you can find the perfect shade to match your mood or your style


Product Highlights

  • Available in sizes S–4XL for every body
  • Garment-dyed for extra softness and unique color depth
  • Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
  • Unisex fit — made for everyone
  • Makes the perfect gift for your favorite queer friend (or yourself!)

Easy Care

  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach

👉 Ready to show the world who you are? Add it to your cart and let your t-shirt do the talking. 🌈

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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